Hey, you guys, my dudes Lauren and Chris left Wednesday to ride their bicycles across America. They flew from Columbus to San Francisco, and will be making the return trip on two wheels at 10 miles per hour. Also, Chris tried to take road flares on an airplane. So the brushes with authority started before they even left this area code.
They are logging their journey here: A Wheel Horse With No Name.
Good luck, friends! I wish you purple mountain majesty, amber waves of grain, the whole deal.