Friday, November 18, 2011

When I was out for 2.5 weeks, there was a little executive shuffling at work and now I have a new boss. He has taken to introducing me in client meetings by saying, "This is Evelyn, she just ran off to the camp in the Andes mountains for her honeymoon," and then I blush furiously and explain, you know, my job and background.

I figure I only have a few months left with that anecdote before it's just, "This is Evelyn, she works here and is late every day."

I better do something interesting, quick.


  1. That is a badass intro.

    Maybe punch someone in front of him?

  2. Or I could wake up to my damn alarm. That would knock everybody's socks off.

  3. What happened to our wake up pact?!