Friday, April 20, 2012

How to quit a job on purpose

 Step 1: Pack up your desk and get stuck in traffic during All Things Considered. Feel neither elated nor sad, just really tired. Syria is burning. They're earthquaking your state for oil. They're allowed to. It's legal. Sleep until noon. Get on a plane.
 Step 2: See an old friend in a new place. Feel glad to find him happier but still the same.
Step 3: USE WEAPONS
Step 4:....poorly.

1 comment:

  1. this is one of the best how-to posts i've ever read.

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